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Автор: Necros | Дата: 23:56 29-10-2004

Эволюция программиста

тоже старая фишка.
но я вообще от нее кору поймал=)))

Эволюция программиста

High School/Jr.High


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10 PRINT "HELLO WORLD"
20 END


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First year in College


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program Hello(input, output)
begin
writeln('Hello World')
end.


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Senior year in College


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(defun hello
(print
(cons 'Hello (list 'World))))


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New professional


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#include
void main(void)
{
char *message[] = {"Hello ", "World"};
int i;

for(i = 0; i < 2; ++i)
printf("%s", message[i]);
printf("\n");
}


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Seasoned professional


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#include
#include

class string
{
private:
int size;
char *ptr;

public:
string() : size(0), ptr(new char('\0')) {}

string(const string &s) : size(s.size)
{
ptr = new char[size + 1];
strcpy(ptr, s.ptr);
}

~string()
{
delete [] ptr;
}

friend ostream &operator " . $outfilename) || die "Can't write $arg: $!\n";
print (FILE $msg);
close(FILE) || die "Can't close $arg: $!\n";
}
} else {
print ($msg);
}
1;


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Experienced Hacker


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#include
#define S "Hello, World\n"
main(){exit(printf(S) == strlen(S) ? 0 : 1);}


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Seasoned Hacker


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% cc -o a.out ~/src/misc/hw/hw.c
% a.out


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Guru Hacker


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% cat
Hello, world.
^D


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New Manager


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10 PRINT "HELLO WORLD"
20 END


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Middle Manager


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mail -s "Hello, world." bob@b12
Bob, could you please write me a program that prints "Hello,
world."?
I need it by tomorrow.
^D


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Senior Manager


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% zmail jim
I need a "Hello, world." program by this afternoon.


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Chief Executive


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% letter
letter: Command not found.
% mail
To: ^X ^F ^C
% help mail
help: Command not found.
% damn!
!: Event unrecognized
% logout
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